Kagome Quotes
"Sit! Sit sit sit sit sit sit sit!""On second thought, kill him!" - About Miroku
"What about just helping people?"
"It's because you keep playing Mr. Macho -- that we always get screwed up like this! You idiot! Idiot!"
"Give me a break! Who could fall in love with a spoiled, selfish, nasty, violent jerk like him?!"
"Kyaaa!"
"Hey! I'm going on a date, okay?! With a guy!"
"When he started making fun of Inuyasha, I just snapped." - About Naraku
"My arrows... will only strike bad guys!"
"How could I forget? He's into dead girls!"
"You mean, stupid, little toad." - To Jaken
"Someone the exact opposite of Inuyasha. That's the perfect guy for me."
"He's thanking me? That can't be good."
"It's nice not to be alone."
I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't sure. I mean, he couldn't be that bad. Let's give him a chance, hear him out. - About Miroku
Miroku Quotes
"Please bear my child.""Now, where can I sell these?"
"Shall we leave since it seems this conversation is over?"
"To face life boldly... is a difficult task."
"Rule one: let the woman calm down first."
"Rule two: Just because it's true it doesn't mean you should say it."
"Please. I am a monk."
"For the dead, there is neither good nor evil. All that remains is the mercy of Buddha."
"This may comes as something of a surprise, but I'm a very sore loser." - To Inuyasha
"umm... you're power of recall are greater than I would have imagine." - To Inuyasha
"Lay down, be silent, sleep, rest, sleep... how many times do I have to tell you..." - To InuYasha
"If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. It's irrational. It's impossible. It's against my religion."
Quotes With Both
Miroku: "Well, it's a common problem between men such as ourselves. That's one thing to have both, but another to keep it a secret. For, if either girls were to find out.."Kagome: "SIT"
Miroku: "That's right, big sit."
Miroku: I am a solitary man, enjoying my own company.
Kagome: But if you don't do anything fast, you won't even have your own company to enjoy.
Miroku: Dear Kagome.
[Takes Kagome and holds her]
Miroku: Do you concern yourself with my predicament?
[confused] Kagome: I guess so.
Miroku: Then I ask you for a favor. I would like you to bear me a son. If for some reason, I don't survive, I want him to carry on the family legacy.
Miroku: My apologies...I thought you two were merely companions but Inuyasha is in love with Kagome
Inuyasha: What?? You idiot! This girl is just my jewel detector!
Kagome: Jewel detector?!? That's right, Inuyasha is already interested in someone... and Miroku's much nicer
Inuyasha: You brat, are you betraying me?!
Miroku: You should be more polite towards a lady
Inuyasha: Shut up!
Kagome: So to you I'm just a jewel detector? Why can't you be more like Miroku?
Miroku: Be more polite
Kagome: Yeah you should be more affectionate
Miroku: Yes, yes...affectionate
Kagome: Kyaa! Where do you think you're touching me?!!
Inuyasha: You bastard! You're doing it again?!?!?!?!?!
